I wonder what it’s like to have an immune system that doesn’t act like it just returned from a semi-annual retard convention. An immune system that didn’t think that pollen was some foreign deadly assassin.
Now I’m all cool with the evolutionary advantage that this would give me, say, if some horrible human-geared virus or bacteria piggybacked onto the reproductive systems of plants. In that case I would be the one laughing and sneezing as everyone else was vomiting blood and searching desperately for a cure.
The part about seasonal allergies that I’m not cool with is when a stuffy nose provides the perfect staging ground for some other type of invader. That is most definitely un-awesome.
This is exactly why I keep telling people that having a robot body would be superior. They think I’m crazy, but I’ll show them.